Sunday, January 26, 2014

Ever Hear of Slippers?

I hate flip flops.  You know what I hate more than flip flops?  Flip flop socks.


SOURCE:  Harriet Carter

Friday, August 09, 2013

Contact Paper is Expensive Now!


You know some unsuspecting house guest is going to offer to help make dinner and set a scalding hot casserole dish down on this.  

Bacon Keeper is Just Kidding


Come on.  You know you're going to eat that whole package as soon as you open it.  It's bacon, dammit.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

The One of a Kind Shirt is Ten Million Kinds of Ugly

Have you ever wondered what happens to defective shirts that don't make it to stores?

This happens.


And this.


And this, too.


Thank you, Skymall.  You never let me down.

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

How To Save Money On a Flash Drive

Or, "Why You Should Always Go to Amazon.com First"



I hope I'm not this dumb when I get old.

Friday, May 11, 2012

Who Wants Mustard?



I love the useful graphic that they're using here, otherwise I'd have thought it was some kind of condiment bottle.

Taylor Gifts

Steve Jobs is Spinning in His Grave


You know, they say that necessity is the mother of invention, but they also say that when you've got a warehouse full of bulky, ugly inflatable book wedges that nobody wants, market them as iPod holders and pray for a miracle.

Do They Know Something We Don't?


Also, will China buy these ugly things back if he gets reelected? 

Who Wants a DustBurger?

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Two questions here:

First: How much of a masochist do you have to be to deliberately squeeze the juices out of your meat?

Second:  What the hell are they cooking under that thing?

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Choose Wisely Now, Idiots


OR


Taylor Gifts