The One of a Kind Shirt is Ten Million Kinds of Ugly

Have you ever wondered what happens to defective shirts that don't make it to stores?

This happens.

And this.

And this, too.

Thank you, Skymall.  You never let me down.

How To Save Money On a Flash Drive

Or, "Why You Should Always Go to Amazon.com First"

I hope I'm not this dumb when I get old.

Who Wants Mustard?

I love the useful graphic that they're using here, otherwise I'd have thought it was some kind of condiment bottle.

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Steve Jobs is Spinning in His Grave

You know, they say that necessity is the mother of invention, but they also say that when you've got a warehouse full of bulky, ugly inflatable book wedges that nobody wants, market them as iPod holders and pray for a miracle.

Do They Know Something We Don't?

Also, will China buy these ugly things back if he gets reelected? 

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Who Wants a DustBurger?

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Two questions here:

First: How much of a masochist do you have to be to deliberately squeeze the juices out of your meat?

Second:  What the hell are they cooking under that thing?

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Choose Wisely Now, Idiots

OR

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Talking Scale Will Force You To Get Glasses

Can't see the scale readout? The ultra-chic, heavy-duty talking scale with wide 15" stable base tells you your weight the moment you step on it. Supports up to 550 lbs. Features easy to read LCD, two person programmable memory, tap on/auto off functions and low battery indicator. Requires 9V battery, not included. Tempered glass, 15 x 12 x 1". $49.98

I don't know about you, but if I weighed 550 lbs, I would be afraid of stepping on anything glass.

The "Weener Kleener" is Exactly What You Think It Is

A soap that makes the morning fun. A "stimulating" way for a man to maintain his personal hygiene. Satisfying one size fits most. "O" shape will make you ooh and ahhh over the sparkling clean results! Soap, 2 3/4" x 1".

WTF of the Year and it's only January.

At Home ATM Silently Mocks Your Financial Stupidity

At-Home ATM™ is always open for business as a fun and practical way to organize funds. Simply establish a PIN code for deposits and withdrawals, without a fee! Features coin recognition and electronic bill feeder. Screen displays updated account balance information. Requires three AA batteries (included). ABS plastic, 3 3/4 x 12 1/2 x 10". $39.99

Finally, a way to save money! And I only have to spend $39.99 PLUS shipping and handling PLUS the cost of AA batteries MINUS my self respect as type "1234" into a toy to get 5 dollars to buy lunch for work.