Talking Scale Will Force You To Get Glasses

Can't see the scale readout? The ultra-chic, heavy-duty talking scale with wide 15" stable base tells you your weight the moment you step on it. Supports up to 550 lbs. Features easy to read LCD, two person programmable memory, tap on/auto off functions and low battery indicator. Requires 9V battery, not included. Tempered glass, 15 x 12 x 1". $49.98

I don't know about you, but if I weighed 550 lbs, I would be afraid of stepping on anything glass.